End of tha wooorld!

How would I spend the last day on earth?  Earth or earth?  Is that a proper noun?  Hold on I'll ask Miss Feick.  I don't know where she is.  Is she helping a student?  I need help.  I hear her.  Oh!  She's beside Wiffen.  Please notice my hand.  It's up Miss Feick.  That means assistance needed.  Come on, it hurts.  I'll try calling to her.

"Miss Feick I have a question," I asked.
"Yes?" she answered.
"Is 'earth' a proper noun?" I asked eagerly.
"Yes," she answered, "if you are naming it off as a planet, it must be capitalized."
"Okay, thanks," I retorted, turning back towards my monitor.
"Are you typing what I'm saying?" she asked, clearly confused.
"Yes Miss Feick, I- well, you'll have to read for yourself," I stuttered, motioning towards the beginning of this post.
"Very good!" she exclaimed.  "Very creative, you are so handsome."
"Well, gee whiz Tan," I answered, blushing slightly.  "I do what I can."
 I forget what I was supposed to blog about...  Oh!  End of the world!  What would I do?  Party.

Whoville hehehe

I am most definitely a Who!  I love Christmas.  Best time of year.  Caroling, cookies, turkey or other meats, candy, volunteering, cute girls dressed like elves standing in front of stores to attract men to buy stuff from that store its the best time of year.

This year all I asked for is an iPod Touch.  I don't need many gifts so I asked for one good thing.  I also want to donate to charities and stuff like that.

Groom Sues Photographer, Demands New Wedding

I found a story about a guy who decided he didn't like his wedding photos.  That's why he called up the photographers and demanded the $4100 he payed for the photos, as well as forty-eight grand to recreate the wedding.  What was the studio's defense?  Well, first off, they had taken the photos six years earlier, leaving him a fair amount of time to file a complaint.  But that's not the best part!  Remember when I mentioned he wanted to recreate the wedding?  Well, he and his bride had divorced and were living in separate states!  How are they supposed to recreate a marriage that didn't work out in the first place?  Talk about desperate. No, seriously.  Talk about it, I'm done here...