How would I spend the last day on earth? Earth or earth? Is that a proper noun? Hold on I'll ask Miss Feick. I don't know where she is. Is she helping a student? I need help. I hear her. Oh! She's beside Wiffen. Please notice my hand. It's up Miss Feick. That means assistance needed. Come on, it hurts. I'll try calling to her.
"Miss Feick I have a question," I asked.
"Yes?" she answered.
"Is 'earth' a proper noun?" I asked eagerly.
"Yes," she answered, "if you are naming it off as a planet, it must be capitalized."
"Okay, thanks," I retorted, turning back towards my monitor.
"Are you typing what I'm saying?" she asked, clearly confused.
"Yes Miss Feick, I- well, you'll have to read for yourself," I stuttered, motioning towards the beginning of this post.
"Very good!" she exclaimed. "Very creative, you are so handsome."
"Well, gee whiz Tan," I answered, blushing slightly. "I do what I can."
I forget what I was supposed to blog about... Oh! End of the world! What would I do? Party.
"Miss Feick I have a question," I asked.
"Yes?" she answered.
"Is 'earth' a proper noun?" I asked eagerly.
"Yes," she answered, "if you are naming it off as a planet, it must be capitalized."
"Okay, thanks," I retorted, turning back towards my monitor.
"Are you typing what I'm saying?" she asked, clearly confused.
"Yes Miss Feick, I- well, you'll have to read for yourself," I stuttered, motioning towards the beginning of this post.
"Very good!" she exclaimed. "Very creative, you are so handsome."
"Well, gee whiz Tan," I answered, blushing slightly. "I do what I can."
I forget what I was supposed to blog about... Oh! End of the world! What would I do? Party.
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