Are you a loser? Are you sick of spending your Saturday nights in your bedroom alone with a sock on the door? Do you want a little female essense in your life? Then this article is for you. I am an expert in getting women. I will give you tips on how to find your perfect partner.
1) Overdress for EVERYTHING! This will show the ladies you aren't afraid to look classy. Bow ties are notoriously erotic. Ironically, the bigger the better.
2) Chill outside all male bars. This will give passer-byers the impression that you have a lot of friends and are "one of the guys." If that's not a turn on I don't know what is.
3) Always be honest. If she's looking a little chunky, let her know ahead of time. Women don't like it when you keep the secrets from them. If she's wearing to much make up, tell her she looks like a whore. This may sound rude, but she'll appreciate it as long as you don't beat around the bush.
4) Help her make healthy eating decisions. If she orders a soda, make sure it's diet. If she gets mad, tell her you fell in love with the skinny girl. Broads will always take a positive message out of the word "love." I once told a girl I did not love her anymore and she thought I proposed to her.
5) Always give girls notice of your intentions. If all you want is a one night stand, tell her. She will know not to fall for you.
6) Ladies love traditional gender roles. This means telling your girl what to cook and what to clean, but not helping at all. This will make you look like a softy. You're the male, act like it. When she's preparing meals and doing chores, you need to be in your recliner with a paper in your hand. Also, take note of what's making news. You'll need this information to complain to her at dinner. Popular choices are anything to do with you losing money.
These are only a few strategies. These should help you to at least tap a couple biddies. Good Luck.
1) Overdress for EVERYTHING! This will show the ladies you aren't afraid to look classy. Bow ties are notoriously erotic. Ironically, the bigger the better.
2) Chill outside all male bars. This will give passer-byers the impression that you have a lot of friends and are "one of the guys." If that's not a turn on I don't know what is.
3) Always be honest. If she's looking a little chunky, let her know ahead of time. Women don't like it when you keep the secrets from them. If she's wearing to much make up, tell her she looks like a whore. This may sound rude, but she'll appreciate it as long as you don't beat around the bush.
4) Help her make healthy eating decisions. If she orders a soda, make sure it's diet. If she gets mad, tell her you fell in love with the skinny girl. Broads will always take a positive message out of the word "love." I once told a girl I did not love her anymore and she thought I proposed to her.
5) Always give girls notice of your intentions. If all you want is a one night stand, tell her. She will know not to fall for you.
6) Ladies love traditional gender roles. This means telling your girl what to cook and what to clean, but not helping at all. This will make you look like a softy. You're the male, act like it. When she's preparing meals and doing chores, you need to be in your recliner with a paper in your hand. Also, take note of what's making news. You'll need this information to complain to her at dinner. Popular choices are anything to do with you losing money.
These are only a few strategies. These should help you to at least tap a couple biddies. Good Luck.
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